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She wore far too much rouge last night

She wore far too much rouge last night

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.

#oscarwilde#ingles
Sometimes you wake up

Sometimes you wake up

Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. Sometimes, when you fall, you fly.

#ingles#neilgaiman
Deve-se haver um equilíbrio

Deve-se haver um equilíbrio

Deve-se haver um equilíbrio, se a vida já é uma droga não use drogas.

#jopasehowhenbad#ingles#equilibrio
You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow

You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow

You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.
(Você pode destruir o seu agora por se preocupar com o amanhã.)

#janisjoplin#ingles
How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

#humor#allen#comicas#ingles#citacoes#woody#woodyallen